A Panda bear walks into a bar. Sits down at a table and orders a beer and a double cheeseburger. After he is finished eating, he pulls out a gun and rips the place with gunfire. Patrons scatter and dive under chairs and tables as the bear runs out the door.

After ensuring that no one is hurt, the bartender races out the door, and calls after the bear
“What the censored did you do that for?”
The bear calls back, “I`m a Panda bear. Look it up in the dictionary.”
The bartender returns, pulls out his dictionary.